I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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