i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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