How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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