4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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