suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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