"it" just moved
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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