I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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