There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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