shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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