How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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