If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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