you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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