she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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