am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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