But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Randomize
