I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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