Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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