Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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