one might say we're banned from that church
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My vagina just clenched in fear
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
