the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
so explain again why im purple
no
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Randomize
