dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
