I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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