so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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