After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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