Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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