and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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