In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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