Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
