It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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