I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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