Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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