You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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