are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
