You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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