And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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