so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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