No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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