Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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