I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Do plants get herpes?
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