she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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