Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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