Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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