Nicole vs. Life
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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