It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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