Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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