He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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