You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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