I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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