so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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