I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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