YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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