we made out on top of his cat.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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