I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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