I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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