In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
